Lemon Demon – Samuel and Rosella
Samuel and Rosella, Both were eighty-two years old. Sharing an umbrella, Slowly down the street they strolled. And all around the world was changing In a manner of ways ranging. From dialect to fashion, The state of affairs, Absolutely clashin with The world that was theirs. I dont understand These kids today, said Rose. Yeah, responded Sam, Take a look at this boys clothes. The young man exiting Hot Topic Made them feel so misanthropic. Samuel and Rosella Didnt like the way he dressed. They closed their umbrella And they rammed it through his chest. Samuel and Rosella, They hate your generation With such determination. Samuel and Rosella, They are disgusted, knowing How wrong this world is going, A fact they dont mind showing. In fact right now theyre blowing up the local mall. And off they hobble, drunk on Geritol. Now after being In love for sixty years, They were both agreeing That the end was drawing near. So, why not cause a little trouble? Whod suspect a sweet old couple? Rose was always saying, That kids gotta go. Samuel was obeying, Never saying no. Sam was a disaster, When she smiled his heart still flipped. Whod imagine after Sixty years hed still be whipped? But nonetheless she loved him dearly. Theyd hold hands while cavalierly Burning baggy jeans In the middle of a shop, Or killing silly teens For listening to the hippedy hop. Samuel and Rosella, They hate your generation And music video station. Samuel and Rosella, They are disgusted, knowing How wrong this …
This song really couldn’t be more brilliant. XD
Amazeing music, awesome lyrics couldn’t be better if you tried!
<3 <3
I Love It!
BRILLIANT. TREMENDOUSLY BRILLIANT. I want to marry Neil. He’s a FREAKING GENIUS.
OMG A YUGIOH ABRIGED REFRENCE!
@DarthSenorQueso I’m pretty sure Neil thought to do a rant like that without referencing Yugioh Abridged. That joke’s been around for a while. But I will say I love YGOAS. “You kids and your sliced bread…”
@DarthSenorQueso Yeah this is a really late reply, but it actually couldn’t be a reference to Yugioh Abridged, because the first episode was released on July 14, 2006 and this album was released July 20, 2006 and Neil probably wrote this song months before.
I’m with them blowing up the mall. What the heck is geritol? an old person medication?
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT REALLY WORKS.YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEARSEST FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO OVER 3 VIDEOS OR YOU DIE WITHIN 2 DAY. NOW THAT YOU STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP. THIS IS SCARY, POST THIS TO OVE R5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THYE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BUT REALLY WORKS
I love this song!!!!!!!!!